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Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

 

Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.

 

Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

 

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

 

Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

 

Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.

 

Andy - boring and has a small pecker.

 

Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.

 

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

 

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.

 

Arnold - loser.

 

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

 

Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.

 

Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

 

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

 

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

 

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

 

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

 

Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

 

Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.

 

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

 

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

 

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

 

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

 

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

 

Cameron - Australian

 

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

 

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

 

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.

 

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

 

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

 

Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').

 

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

 

Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

 

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

 

Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

 

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

 

Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.

 

Cyril - well, Cyril.

 

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

 

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

 

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

 

 

Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.

 

Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.

 

Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates

 

David - total wanker - hated by all.

 

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.

 

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

 

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.

 

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

 

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

 

Don - dickhead.

 

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

 

Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.

 

Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.

 

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

 

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.

 

Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.

 

Elliott - Full of himself

 

Eric - shy.

 

Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.

 

Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

 

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

 

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

 

Gary - drug addict but willing to share.

 

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

 

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

 

George - barman who drinks more than he serves.

 

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth

 

Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex

 

Graham - will screw anything

 

Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

 

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

 

Guy - Covers his back, has a small dick.

 

Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

 

Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.

 

Haydn - tries hard.

 

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).

 

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!

 

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

 

Jamie - Scum of the Earth.

 

James - built like a horse.

 

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

 

Jeff - really ugly.

 

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

 

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

 

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

 

Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.

 

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

 

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

 

Joel - arse.

 

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

 

Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.

 

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

 

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

 

Josh - full of himself, fun.

 

Junior - hotty and totally good at football.

 

Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous. and a player!

 

 

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

 

Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

 

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

 

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

 

Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.

 

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys.

 

Ky - see Kain.

 

Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.

 

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

 

Laurey - short and funny looking.

 

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

 

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

 

Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.

 

Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.

Mohammed - Small Penis

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Noel - an absolute diamond, sexy, funny and faultless....apart from when it comes to sorting out contents insurance for his home

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in pricks.

Paul - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rashpal - C@@t

Reagen - ...strange.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago.

Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities.

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - cool but can be arrogant.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - gay.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.