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Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.


Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.


Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.


Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.


Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.


Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.


Andy - boring and has a small pecker.


Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.


Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.


Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.


Arnold - loser.


Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.


Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.


Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.


Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.


Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.


Brandon - good looking but uses girls.


Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.


Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.


Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.


Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.


Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.


Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.


Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.


Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.


Cameron - Australian


Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.


Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.


Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.


Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.


Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.


Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').


Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.


Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.


Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.


Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.


Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.


Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.


Cyril - well, Cyril.


Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.


Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.


Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.



Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.


Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.


Daryl - smells bad, has no real mates


David - total wanker - hated by all.


Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.


Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.


Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.


Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.


Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.


Don - dickhead.


Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.


Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.


Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.


Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.


Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.


Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.


Elliott - Full of himself


Eric - shy.


Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.


Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.


Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.


Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.


Gary - drug addict but willing to share.


Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.


Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.


George - barman who drinks more than he serves.


Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth


Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex


Graham - will screw anything


Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.


Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.


Guy - Covers his back, has a small dick.


Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.


Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.


Haydn - tries hard.


Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).


Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!


Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.


Jamie - Scum of the Earth.


James - built like a horse.


Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.


Jeff - really ugly.


Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.


Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.


Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.


Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.


Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.


Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.


Joel - arse.


John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.


Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.


Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.


Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.


Josh - full of himself, fun.


Junior - hotty and totally good at football.


Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous. and a player!



Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.


Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.


Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.


Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.


Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.


Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys.


Ky - see Kain.


Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.


Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.


Laurey - short and funny looking.


Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.


Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.


Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.


Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.

Mohammed - Small Penis

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Noel - an absolute diamond, sexy, funny and faultless....apart from when it comes to sorting out contents insurance for his home

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in pricks.

Paul - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rashpal - C@@t

Reagen - ...strange.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago.

Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities.

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - cool but can be arrogant.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - gay.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.